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Fairytales Gone Bad
When EVERYTHING means NOTHING!

Handsome Mannequin ever
Wednesday, April 01, 2009


This is the most handsome mannequin that I have ever came across. LOL. Let me update you my 2nd and last day of the OFA (Occupational First Aid). OMG it is so hilarious sia these 3 days course. Thanks to RMG for sending me there. It was really destress time for me. I felt good after all the LAUGHTER that we had. Philip trademark is saying $2 whenever he wanted to say about death or die..LOL..oh ya he even encourage the group to check the body of the dead during the wake...funny sia...he was asking them to touch the body to feel the coldness of the temperature..
he was like who say cannot touch...then he say you then progress, using a torch and try to see the pupil dilated and fixed..OMG...funny can...then he ended it with, if the eyes cant be close after that then you run...LOL
Oh ya on the first day ah when we are having the bandaging practice..esp the ring pad/ donut bandage..it was hilarious cause I cant undo the ring pad and Philip had to help me unrolled the bandage...LOL...and also tying the reef knot..he was like blowing as if it is a magic trick and some followed him..its like what MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO..FUNI...then asked what nut has no shell? You and I have eaten it before and we like it...we were like...hmmm, being me, I blurt out chestnut then coconut...he was like aiyo...sigh. NO SHELL..
Then someone said aloud DONUT...Philip said ya GOOD...LOL..you are all holding one in your hands...what he meant is the donut pad...LMAO..Philip was telling us that there are 5 rings in LIFE...I was like HUH..1st ring- HP rings from bf/gf, 2nd rings- Doorbell rings, bf/gf come to fetch you, 3rd rings- Engagement ring, 4th rings-Marriage ring and 5th rings is SUFFERING..Walau eh...Funny sia...
I managed to memorize my group members name..Wilson, Uncle Wong (the expressionless one and managed to know that he is 63 years old), Chee Hau, Linda, Wei Lin, Ivy, Linda, Mhd Fauzi, Mr Mak, Sarimah and Bernard. Well, yesterday was the 2nd day of our course. We had our practical practice of CPR. Philip wanted to know my occupation in order to give me a scenario based on my job but then I told him can I dun say then he replied with I hope that you are not from the secret society...FUNNY sia...I managed to do 5 solid cycles and scored 100/100. hehehe...though for my one cycle, I had to stop and ask for a break cause im having runny nose...hahaha...then Philip was like...WAH COMMERCIAL BREAK HUH....LMAO...then he handed me tissue and wanted to charge me...then I continued the rest of the cycle...
Bernand and Mr Mak only had two days course so they didnt join us on the third day..Therefore they both had to do their theory and practical on the 2nd day..Philip had to be the examiner therefore the incharge Dr Shaun take over our class for a while..Dr Shaun spilled out that I was a nurse..I was like OH SHIT..there goes my undercover...cant stay low profile since all are non-medically train..LOL..the funniest part is when Dr Shaun wanna test Uncle Wong and he said that he knows liao...Wilson says that Uncle Wong had saved many China women and everyone burst out laughing...funny sia..even Dr Shaun being serious can't help but to laugh also...learnt alot from him also..How I wish the Drs at our clinic are like him...Many jokers in our group.
Today is the last day of our course..Sadly to say and we laugh until teary eyes and abdominal cramps...Ivy ask Philip his occupation and Philip says if I tell you everyone will ran away for sure...LOL..then he wrote on the board INSURANCE AGENT...we laugh then he says Eh you all never run huh...Philip is quite an experience individual...swimming instructor, lifeguard, trainer etc..Very funny too...
Philip asks what do you do if you saw a king cobra? Then Philip was saying that look at the head then wriggle like a snake or jelly..LMAO...very funny lei him...someomore he says take a flute and blow...crazy sia...or would you kneel down and beg it to spare your life..OMG...I laugh non stop...Somemore says please spare me and eat KAMSIAH UP...walau eh...Oh ya he says I got a NICE NAME..very UNIQUE...Hmmm...its nice to hear when people actually says that cause I really hated my name...Well, if you see a snake, run as fast as you can...and run straight cause snake run zig zag...oh ya snake is blind actually, they can actually feel the body temp of the preys...then he says die if you have high fever..LOL...
Philip share with us many articles on drowning and one is about Mandy, the little girl that I used to nurse at KKH and I shared with the group. Philip was shocked to know that Mandy died and didnt survive after the drown...sob2..My little angel is RIP.
DARN now Philip knew I was a nurse then he says no wonder you look familiar then he kept on guessing the whereabouts that we might have met..he was like are you from ITE, KKH, RED CROSS etc..My answer is always no and along the way he kept on trying....funi sia...
My theory I score the highest 23/25..careless mistake...hehe..paise sia...
My practical CPR 100/100..hehe...the recovery position Philip sabotage Wilson..asked Wilson to be my casualty..LOL..and he says that my palm cold...hehe..this Wilson oso funi, says that he is 3rd sth lah in NS army supporting the healthcare...we were like WAHHHHHH..he laughed then says he is only a STOREMAN...LOL...
Oh ya Philip just notice that the mannequin's sleeve is one short and the other long...and he thank me for sharing..lol...
very MEMORABLE COURSE...I WILL REMEMBER THESE DAYS whenever Im stress or down...BACK TO WORK TML>>>DARN




Tell them ITS ME who make you sad

Tell them the FAIRYTALE GONE BAD.

What will happen if FAIRYTALES start to change.

Simple... There will never ever be HAPPY ENDING!!!!...

Circumstances change US.
YOU
the evil ONES make US like this!








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